A SQL Joke
I don't think I've seen one before. An actual "joke" about SQL
A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'
It is about as funny as most of my jokes. All the more funny to me since I just (as in a couple of minutes ago) wrote:
Joins are what RDBMS's do for a living.
Anyway - you can hit this link to see if it gets any comments...