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He writes:

look followe my simple order,you are not surpose to be familiar  wiyh my hotel address , iam wacthing uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu now

I write:

dude, your order isn't simple, all I asked for was an account number.
tell me eddie - to where should this money go.
I am emailing uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (more u's, more powerful!) now.
be simple.  be yourself.

He writes:

look followe my simple order,you are not surpose to be familiar  wiyh my hotel address , iam wacthing uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu now, dony yake me 4 a joke

I write:

i didn't ask uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu for your hotel address joker, I asked you for something different.  did you not read my email? I don't think you did, even though it was much shorter than uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'rs.

He writes:

i pitty  uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu  you dont  know me yet

I write:

pity has one t.  don't needs an apostrophe.  You is spelled with three different letters, not by holding down the "u" key.
Need more help?  I ask because your email to me, besides being really rambling and disjointed was filled with spelling errors, grammatical errors and the like.

He writes:

time  will tell

I write:

tell what?  I tell time, clocks tell time.  What does time tell?  Over time we might learn things. 
All of this is helping your english, which will make you better able to send more reasonable "spam" sort of stuff.
Sigh, still no accounts to transfer money.  Bummer - you could be rich by now, oh well.

This is what happens when you get bored in a hotel room I guess ;)