Interesting Events...
Last night was poker night at my friend Sean Dillons house. (Make sure to read this all of the way through, some big news to announce!)

All of the usual suspects were there, including Mark Piermarini (frequent contributor to asktom with answers to things Java related, as you can see - he was doing pretty good in the beginning of the evening)


And Tyler Muth (frequent contributor of htmldb - also known as APEX - answers on asktom)

There were a few people who used to be "Oracle" but are now Microsoft employees - such as Colin Nurse (don't people just get Evil looking when they convert like that?)

Anyway, I was not doing nearly as well as Mark was (he looks pretty smug about it too doesn't he)

And ran out of money pretty early (about 1am... We finished up at 3am or there abouts) It was at that point, after losing the money, my watch and other assorted items of financial worth (you can see my money sitting right here, in front of Sean)

That they (the evil MS people) came up with what seemed to be a good idea at the time. "All or nothing" - I bet my job for the pot. If I won, I stay at Oracle and I get the pot. If I lost the hand, I had to quit and convert.
I think this picture says it all. I'll be moving across the street on Monday to become a SQLServer developer:

It cannot be that much different from Oracle - and the view from the window will be about the same - it is literally across the street. How different could it be.

All of the usual suspects were there, including Mark Piermarini (frequent contributor to asktom with answers to things Java related, as you can see - he was doing pretty good in the beginning of the evening)


And Tyler Muth (frequent contributor of htmldb - also known as APEX - answers on asktom)

There were a few people who used to be "Oracle" but are now Microsoft employees - such as Colin Nurse (don't people just get Evil looking when they convert like that?)

Anyway, I was not doing nearly as well as Mark was (he looks pretty smug about it too doesn't he)

And ran out of money pretty early (about 1am... We finished up at 3am or there abouts) It was at that point, after losing the money, my watch and other assorted items of financial worth (you can see my money sitting right here, in front of Sean)

That they (the evil MS people) came up with what seemed to be a good idea at the time. "All or nothing" - I bet my job for the pot. If I won, I stay at Oracle and I get the pot. If I lost the hand, I had to quit and convert.
I think this picture says it all. I'll be moving across the street on Monday to become a SQLServer developer:

It cannot be that much different from Oracle - and the view from the window will be about the same - it is literally across the street. How different could it be.


34 Comments:
Welcome aboard, Tom. It's good to have you, and I'm sure all your readers are going to LOVE your newfound beloved product, SQL Server 2005. Cya on Monday for your chip implant.
Won't you feel there like a fish out of water, Tom ?
Didier
So, who's really hot girlfriend was in the pot? Because there's only one thing that would explain "it seemed like a good idea at the time" -- and a bunch of plastic chips ain't it.
Oh, and no defending yourself on this -- the other thing that popped into my head was "but they only want you for your multiversioning", which was just far too geeky for comfort.
Now that both my fellow authors have jumped ship, I am officially announcing that askchris.oracle.com will be open for business come monday morning.
I wonder if that story will get on to slashdot? Oh, I forgot, it's not about Google :)
Cheers
Tim...
C:\>nslookup asktom.microsoft.com
Address: 04.01.20.06
Non-authoritative answer:
Name: asktom.microsoft.com
Addresses: 207.46.130.108
C:\>ping asktom.microsoft.com
Pinging asktom.microsoft.com [207.46.130.108] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 207.46.130.108: bytes=32 time=42ms TTL=241
Reply from 207.46.130.108: bytes=32 time=41ms TTL=241
Reply from 207.46.130.108: bytes=32 time=41ms TTL=241
Reply from 207.46.130.108: bytes=32 time=42ms TTL=241
Ping statistics for 207.46.130.108:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 41ms, Maximum = 42ms, Average = 41ms
C:\>
Nice, I hope the spaghetti is good.
Niall
It's going to be "asktom.google.com"
Google buys MicroSoft
But probably, by the end of the day Oracle will buy Google, so everything is going to be right again.
Happy April's Fool Day!
It cannot be that much different from Oracle
I'm sure I've read in your books that all RDBMS are the same - you'll have no problem.
Don't you just have to change ":1" to "@1"?
Well, it reminds me of... Darth Vader and the Dark Side.
I can imagine something like...
TK: "Howard (or Mark, David, etc...) I am your father..."
Happy first of April.
Cheers.
Carlos.
Hell is freezing over:)
Happy Fools Day!!!
+"Don't you just have to change ":1" to "@1"?"
Is that another good reason not to use bind variables?
DaPi,
Exactly. To maintain platform independence it would be better to code the values right into the statement.
When is your book "Expert SQL Server architecture" finished ;-)
I just knew there was a reason for MS Access.....
I almost believed it! Glad someone reminded me it is April 1.
That was a good one Tom. You're the only one who tied my shoelaces together all day. :-)
Too bad!I checked asktom,read the blog again but still couldnt beleive.than saw the date:(
Happy Fool's day to me..
Another Yuenging drinker! Hope that wasn't part of the gag... ;)
Yuengling beer is brewed right near where I grew up. I grew up in Bethlehen Pennsylvania - it is brewed in Pottsville.
I see I am not the only one addicted to Google Maps. Heck, I love everything Google does. I admit I am a Google worshipper.
I see I am not the only one addicted
I've made similar comments about google myself
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I've made similar comments about google myself
Yeah, I remember reading one of posts that Google is
a company you would be interested working for not M$ :O)
Did you fell for Google Romance too ? I did.
Ps. I couldn't find the link for the post, but I am pretty
sure there is an entry Tom talks about that.
April Fools April Fools April Fools.
This is a nightmare right?? A joke .... :)
Hey Tom,
Welcome Aboard!
I'll be giving Larry a call tomorrow morning so he can congratulate me on my great fortune.
This more than makes up for the engineer we lost to Google. I think I saw Steve Balmer picking up chairs instead of throwing them.
Tom, yuo have your work cut out for you on SQL Server.
Asktom.Microsoft.com
This will be the first Microsoft SQL Server ?
How can I setup Real Application Clusters in SQL Server 2005? :)
Classic picture of you Tom. I think that needs to go on the inside jacket of your next book.
BTW: What kind of Lager are you drinking? Is it a local brew to the northern VA area?
--joao
If you put glasses on Tom, he could be a Bill Gates lookalike. I think Tom should be that to the company Halloween party (If they have one).
I think the evil photo does not do me justice. However Tom was fairly evil to me all night. Add to this he refused to RECANT all night long!
You needed to be there!!
Colin N
April Fool?
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